Sleepy tailor.
I don’t think there’s such a thing as Gentleman’s Suit Paste™….is there? I must have been dreaming. Even if you could squeeze a proper suit out of a tiny tube, I imagine it would be well wrinkled and you’d have to take it to the dry cleaners anyway. No real time savings there. I suppose the same holds true for Sweater Gel for Ladies™. I need to watch what I eat before bed.
I wish I could go back to dreaming about that rooster who built a time machine. He was a bastard. Ha!